Cack Bag

a male who has an oversized, seedless watermelon head (the seeds represent his brain) who likes to get vagina stomped.

Hey dude why did you rub your face on that pillow covered in piss? You're such a cack bag.

by cahhak April 29, 2009

Warm Cack

A way to affectionately declare your horny for a warm cock, in a slutty voice.

I miss Ryan's warm cack.

by weirdguyacrossthestreet May 1, 2011

big cack

A penis so big it destroys anything it enters

Wow thas a big cack

by Pd935 September 30, 2017

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

cack joust

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis

I will cack joust you in the back

by Mitchelll September 3, 2006

cack hit

A really bad bong hit, or toke. Usually causing one to gack. This hit tastes like cack. Typically caused by a previous smoker failed to finish their hit

Jad got the cack hit, look at him gack -- damn that is nasty.

by gack July 21, 2006

spit cack

Sludgy cheese build up composed of rancid and festering spit around the lips where the top and the bottom lips connect.

boy 1: That crackhead lady has a lot of crusty spit cack around her lips

boy 2: Yeah! when she spoke she flung a piece and it caught me in the eye, i need to disinfect

by Jp & Skrachmo June 26, 2008