Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.
Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah
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Water-bottle Cumshot

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.
"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*
by watershot_girl March 31, 2009
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Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.
Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme
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Yung Spinach Cumshot

A horrible rap artist that sings about blenders, bartenders, and sex offenders. 'Nuff sed.
Some lyric examples:
"I am a registered sex offender, i stuck my dick into a blender, your mom is a transgender."
"I fucked the bartender"
"I get pussy served on a plate"
"stuck my dick into a donut"
-yung spinach cumshot
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The devils cumshot

When a taquito or pizza roll shoots the molten insides to the back of your throat
Dude! Don’t eat those taquitos straight out of the oven, they’ll give you the devils cumshot!
by Nighttoker69 February 17, 2025
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Cumshot

When a man uses his warm water gun on a woman, this can cause severe burns to the eye, pussy and nipples when shot in the direction of these. The only place you are meant to shoot your white liquid water gun is a woman's mouth (or man if that's your thing). This creates a sweet flavour and a texture similar to an egg yolk.
Zoi: OH BABY PLEASE SHOOT YOUR CUMSHOT IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT

Big Zaddy Arki Papi: Say less baby
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
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Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)
I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot
by Extra mayo March 23, 2021
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