Man Crayon

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.

"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."

by Apecreature June 24, 2012

shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.

Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

by The Heretic December 5, 2007

Crayola

(noun)
When you've had a shit but there's still a nugget in your sphincter which no matter how much you wipe leaves a skid mark on your toilet paper.

Man, I went through at least half of the bog roll before I realised I had a crayola up there. Had to fish it out with my finger in the end. Wanna sniff?

by pixuk September 19, 2014

crayola

A poopie stain left at the bottom of the toilet after multiple flushes.

Hey man, um, i just crayola'd the shit out of your toilet.

by frankie baby January 8, 2007

crayon turd

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003

Crayola

Derived from the abreviation Cra (pronounced Cray) for crazy, is the interjection expressed to describe something as super sayan crazy.

Dude 1- Yo did see the news where that man jumped 40 stories and survived!?

Dude 2- Yea man, dat shit crayola

by Xav3ngedX120 November 7, 2012