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Sprite Cranberry 

A damn good holiday drink and also a way of telling someone what they did wasn't nice.
Some dude: You look like Peter Pan fucked an elf.
Cool Dude: That wasn't very Sprite Cranberry of you.
Sprite Cranberry by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

Frosted Cranberry 

When a guy cums inside a girl when she is on her period
Dude, I gave Amy a frosted cranberry last week when she was on her period
Frosted Cranberry by Dario C. September 25, 2018

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

want some cranberry juice? 

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
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“you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”

Cincinnati cranberry 

When you shit in a girl's pussy while she is on her period. The blood then turns the shit red like a cranberry. This step is optional, its all up to personal preference. But you can also cum on it to make it taste a little better. The final step is just go get a spoon and scoop it out and eat it.
Ian was fucking his girlfriend, Olivia. When he decided he wanted to go get something to eat. He was to lazy to get up to go get some food, and he was already about to nut, and shit. So he decided to give her a Cincinnati Cranberry

Dubai Cranberry 

When a woman or man eats the dingleberries or toilet paper matter that is left dangling on the hair of the ass.
After taking part in a dubai cranberry, Cindy felt the need to floss her teeth.
Dubai Cranberry by Scratchyitch November 19, 2012