couch munch

Someone who accepts living on a couch

Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!

by Couchmuncher December 26, 2017

Couch crusher

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth

Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021

couch cuck

Ugly skinny wannabe Adam Lanza who got pwned by a couch.

"Fuck you couch cuck"

by Daniel Bryer September 30, 2022

Couch Strat

A term for when you get black out drunk at a party then sit on a couch and get fully naked, hoping a girl comes by and starts strokin yo shit.

Cameron: Max you get no bitches! Are you gonna try the couch strat tonight?
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!

by 7 Bryan road January 24, 2023

Couch fort

One of the most epic and amazing things you can possibly do as a young child is make a couch fort. A typical couch fort consists mainly of blankets and cushions, but if you really want to get shit real, chairs can be used. Access to a couch fort is pretty much impossible if you didn't take part in it's construction, as the inhabitants will tend to defend it well. Sadly, couch forts have a relatively short life-span, because at some point a parent or older sibling will demand to know why the fuck the couches have been stripped of their cushions, and will proceed to swiftly destroy the couch fort and re-construct the living room.

John and Ted spent almost 2 hours building their 4-roomed couch fort, and enjoyed it for the best part of 10 minutes before their parents kicked it down.

by Eddoblah August 22, 2010

Couch Nigga

A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.

A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.

As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...

"Look at this Couch Nigga"

by Androponic May 21, 2010