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Commercial CornHole

When the previews pass and you start eating your popcorn and you are then cornholed by a commercial before the movie starts.
I was watching Doubt and screwed around during the previews and when they were over I started tuning in and was ass fucked by a Commercial CornHole just before it started.
by DrivebyMedia June 24, 2009
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Robert Cornhole

Born in 1743, in the small town of Maidstone, England, Robert Cornhole spent his early years as a renegade child. It wasn't until he tripped and fell, knocking out his two front teeth, that he discovered his true calling: science.

By the age of 17, Cornhole had run countless tests on rodents and smaller children on what exactly "teeth" were.
(However, it is important to note that there was no word for "teeth" at that time. Like air, "teeth" were seen as another unimportant part of the body, and therefor it was generally accepted that they were just there, and no other research was needed)
Painfully ridiculed, part because of the lack of his two front teeth and part because of his blatant foolishness to study somebody's mouth, Cornhole hit a low point in his life during his mid-20's.
In 1765, while in a London coffee house, Cornhole met John Priestly, and there they discussed their passions; Cornhole-teeth, Priestly-air.

With a new passion, Cornhole soon finished his studies. Through his friendship with Priestly, he came to meet Benjamin Franklin in his daily coffee shop conversations. With Franklin's help, he coined the term "tooth," roughly translated from common Icelandic phrase "Klettur í munnur," meaning "rock in mouth."

Because of his new friendship with Franklin, Priestly became jealous of Cornhole, and the two soon ended their relationship.

However, personal life aside, both are considered Founding Fathers of Science due to their huge contribution to the modern world.

Ironically, Robert Cornhole passed away in 1799 of malnutrition after losing all of his teeth in a freak corn-husking tournament.

In addition, Priestly nick-named Robert Cornhole "The Tooth Fairy," not only because of his fascination with teeth, but also the fact that Cornhole himself was a flamboyant homosexual.
Robert Cornhole discovered teeth; before that everyone gummed their way through gruel.
by Juote March 6, 2009
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iowa cornhole

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.
Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?
by Markus TP May 25, 2009
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eat my cornhole

by Chris Crocker May 11, 2008
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crack your cornhole

Yo man! Did you just crack your cornhole?
by James Cox September 24, 2006
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Reverse cornhole

Sex position where the male twerks on the wall and the female approaches him from behind, grabs his penis, and jacks him of while licking his anal hole.
Dude my girlfriend just reverse cornhole me!
by Sexpo master April 14, 2014
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Whispering Cornhole

The art of eating corn, Then farting it at high speeds from your anus .
Example 1 : we ordered KFC last night. I stole the corn so i could practice my whispering cornhole.

Example 2: Jenna nearly took out my eye when she whispered her corn across the room.
by Mitch original September 22, 2016
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