congressional

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences

"My, you are sure acting congressional today. Shame on you."

by Owens808 December 31, 2012

Coongress

What Obama has renamed the legislative body

Obama would like to have Spike Lee as a member of Coongress.

by Daryl Sadowski January 15, 2009

Congressinating

Acting like your getting alot done but in reality getting nothing done.

I was busting my ass congressinating on the jobsite today.

by Home apple September 14, 2017

Flying Congressman

a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his female partner, and then cocaine is farted up the male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female

Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.

by Mylar-Balloon May 16, 2009

congresslizard

the people's candidate.

vote for congresslizard

by steve odekerk January 24, 2005

congressional

By far the most exclusive and all white country club in the tri state area. All the moms play tennis at least 3 days a week, and the fathers play 18 holes of golf almost as frequently. The children are all in the preppiest and private schools around and spend every day of the summer when they are not sailing on their family's yacht in the Mediteranian, either playing golf, tennis, or swimming. The only cars that are under $50,000 belong to the help and seeing a famous face there is nothing new. Also, the sight of the U.S. Open in 1997 and former U.S. presidents are former country club presidents.

Member 1: "Wow, that was a great round of golf. I think I'll go swim a few laps and then eat at the Grill.
Member 2: "Oh, I would so join you, but I have to go down to Neiman's and pick up my Prada bag. They had to have it especially made so that it would match the interior of my BMW."
Member 1: "Wow! That's such a great idea! When I trade in my Bentley for a Mayback, I think I will so do the same thing!"

by Congressional Member May 13, 2005

congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020