conga

See pussy, cooter, crotch, cunt, pink taco, camel toe.

Is my conga showing?

by buff & t-bone October 18, 2008

Congrads

Congratulations shortened, and for people who don't know how to spell.
The proper spelling is congrats.

Mazel Tov, morons!!!

OMG, ur 13 and having ur cuzzins BABBY??!!!1
CONGRADS!!!!!!1

by NancyLeigh August 16, 2009

Congratumalations

The secksier version of Congratulations.

James - "Congratulations on the baby"
Ana - "Thank you"
Hunter - "Congratumalations on the baby"
Ana - "Thank you very much you secksy beast!"

by CommonCriminal June 3, 2009

congratufuckinglations

congratulating someone in a sarcatic way .

jon: i just got a new free car that's 26 years old !

regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .

by regan sucksss July 2, 2009

Congraduations

1)n.- specific expression of joy in the success of graduating.

2) n.- the act of congraduating

" CONGRADUATIONS!!!"

"It took a lot of work and six years, but, congraduations, my man!"

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 17, 2009

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

Congress

Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.

Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!

by rufustherat September 5, 2011