Connection Theory

Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.

Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!

by Eric Kazinsky September 20, 2015

Stupendous Confectionary

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody

Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’

by El Nigrito July 9, 2019

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Connection

Connection

…?

lol you never wanted this, avoid at all costs and I totally get why but also I don’t get why you write for a year about meeting and a conversation …

Not full of shit tho ? ..

Connection.. ours dwindled and quite obvious why .. relying of fleeting vibes from what was now years ago .. I’m surprised you knew the date we met or maybe you just chose that date as the numbers ? Never had the chance to ask and these questions no longer need an answer .., all history .. life moved on

Connection … lol

by LetsTalkAboutX January 30, 2023

Confectionist

A Confectioner creating elaborate confectionery designs using a wide array of sugar based foods. which may include: pasteries, fruits, chocolates, and sugar based meats.

We will choose the best Confectionist to cater our Sweat Treats Extravaganza.

by Hippie Chick November 23, 2013

The Cracky concoction

Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.

Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?

Person 2: No, what was it this time?

Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.

by The Berkeley Bats October 1, 2017

connection

A drug hook-up. Unlike your average dealer, a connection is usually someone you're in good with who will "hook you up", or give you the narcotics you want at a lower price than the average street value. A must have for any druggie.

Yeah, I got a connection who could get that 10 bucks cheaper.

by TFS August 18, 2005