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Commercial Effect

When you turn to a channel that has a commercial and then all other channels instantly have commercials also.
Dude 1: Why does every channel have a commercial right now?
Dude 2: Bro its the commercial effect
by Anon13579352 September 2, 2013
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Gushers commercial

Children transformed into fruit against their will to promote Gushers. This is how they get their subjects. Run.
by Babies lmao May 4, 2021
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tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay
Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.
by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018
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Go Commercial

When inmates fight in the presence of correctional officers.
You stole my shit muthafukka, I'm gonna go commercial on yo azz.
by Marius LJ April 30, 2022
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commercials-interlude scramble

Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
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filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene
Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.
by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010
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Repeating Commercials

The most annoying commercials that come on a lot, often more than once during one commercial break.
Repeating Commercials just make me want to buy companies' products less.
by fukyawest September 2, 2012
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