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The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard
I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale
by Dilyn222 August 21, 2016
mugGet the The Colorado Yardsalemug.

Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum
I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it
by Cloud City resident May 30, 2018
mugGet the Colorado specialmug.

colorado lettuce

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?
by rggzy June 13, 2016
mugGet the colorado lettucemug.

Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.
I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.
by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012
mugGet the Colorado Toothpastemug.

The Colorado Yardsale

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.
I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale
by Dilyn222 September 11, 2016
mugGet the The Colorado Yardsalemug.

Chile Colorado

Simply put, this individual is Dumb; a living, breathing idiot with no ability to comprehend sarcasm or social cues. This term can also apply to ones attitude, cuss word replacement, or reference a social group setting. The White Person version of "a la verga!" (In Spanish). Can also be referred to as a classic Mexican Style Beef stew.
There's a bunch of Chile Colorado's up in here.
Did you see that Chili Colorado almost get ran over by that car?
Yes, I'll have have Chile Colorado for lunch please.
by NuthingbutLuvin29 April 19, 2022
mugGet the Chile Coloradomug.

Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)
"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."
by tap33ater October 27, 2019
mugGet the Colorado Speedballmug.

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