Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB March 22, 2018

Colorado special

You cash a massive bowl while going balls deep in ya girls asshole and don't exhaled till you cum

I almost died doing the Colorado special but definitely worth it

by Cloud City resident April 27, 2018

Colorado Breeze

Smoke from burning or burnt marajuana.

Bro I was walking by the library and caught a whiff of that Colorado breeze.

by CheeseburgerEddie February 11, 2015

colorado bitch

A female that loves crack and wants to fuck you. And they live in Colorado

Dude did you see that Colorado bitch? She is such a crack whore

by Anal Finger Banger December 08, 2017

Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

by Shitler February 23, 2016

Chile Colorado

Simply put, this individual is Dumb; a living, breathing idiot with no ability to comprehend sarcasm or social cues. This term can also apply to ones attitude, cuss word replacement, or reference a social group setting. The White Person version of "a la verga!" (In Spanish). Can also be referred to as a classic Mexican Style Beef stew.

There's a bunch of Chile Colorado's up in here.
Did you see that Chili Colorado almost get ran over by that car?
Yes, I'll have have Chile Colorado for lunch please.

by NuthingbutLuvin29 April 19, 2022

Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

by 1iquidFreshness March 03, 2012