college 

A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.

If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.

college by razzamatazibizzle March 18, 2014

College 

That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.

Guy: What are you studying in college?
Girl: Criminal Justice
Guy: Awesome

College by That Dude Who December 17, 2014

college 

A place that, as 21 Jump street defines, where you get to smoke weed with kids, drink booze, and fuck anything in a pair of jeans with low self esteem.

See also: hell

Captain Dickson: New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
Jenko: Oh, I love Disneyland!
Captain Dickson: You two sons of bitches are going to college!
Schmidt: Yes!
Jenko: No!

college by SyncP2 March 19, 2017

College 

A financial institution that will take all your fucking money and will force you to sell your semen for cash to be able to buy ramen noodles.

College is a hoe

College by DankBank50 March 22, 2017

College 

Sacrificing sleep for everything and sacrificing everything to sleep at the same time.

Jack had 5 assignments due so after being practically asleep for the whole day, he decided to pull an all nighter.
At 1:00 AM realizing that he can't get shit done, Jack decided to sleep instead.
Jason: " Hey Jackie, what were you doing yesterday?"
Jack: " College, man."

College by Cunt massager May 14, 2018

College 

A place you go to get bankrupted with fees

People get broke because of college fees

College by ZeeGeek May 25, 2022

College 

The biggest scam in US history where they set you up to enter corporate slavery and teach you nothing about finances

Tony: Dude, I’m literally like 100,000 dollars in debt
Jackson: What happened? Did you go to college?
Tony: Yep
Jackson: Ooff. Good luck paying that shit off

College by ClapDemCheekz August 5, 2022