Cumple

A cumple is when an ingrown hair becomes exposed to semen, which in turn causes an infection that produces a “whitehead” similar to a pimple.

Upon returning from a dad’s camping trip Justin noticed a sore on his upper lip that he determined to be a cumple due to an ingrown hair on his face coming into contact with semen.

by Father John Cisty May 21, 2024

CrumpleMcSrhumple

Describing a very helpful freaky and inspiring message that makes your mind melt every millisecond you stare at the message

Woah! That freaky post was such a CrumpleMcSrhumple!

by KnifanLuver May 26, 2024

clumble

A large mass or group of random items put together without being given a second thought. Can often lead to unseen consequences.

Example #1: "After putting all my files into a large clumble, I was unable to find a specific one."
Example #2: The man did not take the proper precautions, and the large clumble of random items crashed down onto him.

by NattNeedsSleep June 11, 2024

Clumpering

The act of two men (preferably English and Italian) laying in such a position their arseholes are touching for sexual pleasure

The act is in no way homosexual

Me and Vito strafino were clumpering last night

by JosephFreaky September 4, 2024

Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date

My parents met while running cumple solos

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

the crumple zone

The crumple zone is when the ass of the recipient is ample and the act of penetration from behind creates a ripple effect.

the crumple zone reminded Larry of waves on his vacation

by the bonecrusher December 18, 2016

adam crumplesack

Name made up by lily and miles

Omg look at that Adam crumplesack, he's so hot my god

by Lily and miles March 14, 2017