closet sister

two females who are best friends that partake in sexual acts while still maintaining a heterosexual lifestyle

jenna and macy are closet sisters but jenna has a boyfriend

by swoosh_bear92 June 20, 2011

Closet Shrine

A place of worship dedicated to a person with no knowledge of its existence. The shrine may contain the person's used tissues, worthless possessions, and an exact replica of the person constructed from the person's old chewing gum. The statue is to be worshipped in the shrine each night before bed and homage is to be paid.

Helga is stalking Arnold religiously. She even has a closet shrine dedicated to him where she worships a statue of him every night before bed.

by lafuferfly August 11, 2010

Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

by vivaci January 19, 2010

closet christian

Someone who believes in the Christian religion who is either unwilling or unable to make a public affirmation of his/her faith.

Bob is a closet christian because while he believes in this religion, but he doesn't share his faith openly.

by Kirobos December 10, 2008

Closet Killer

A Horrified Logo Made By Paramount Television During 1969-1970's.

Closet Killer, Produced By Paramount, Is A 3-Second Horror Movie That Will Give You Nightmares.

by Paramouth-to-ASS Productions March 28, 2012

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

closet horny

Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.

Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.

by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007