closet key

someone who makes other people realize they are gay.

Kristen Stewart in Twilight was the closet key for a generation of young lesbians

by hopelesseros May 21, 2017

fur closet

A fur closet is a particularly hairy vagina.

Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.

by Shaguar28 March 22, 2014

closet lesbian

A blatant lesbian who just won't admit it to themselves

Mr Evans: Hey has julia come out as a lesbian yet?

Mr Horgan: Nah she's still a closet lesbian

by Cammy Jonnesss January 25, 2011

Closet Nerd

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...

by Conar101 November 11, 2005

Closet Gay

A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.

The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.

Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.

by VerusVissum February 17, 2015

going into the closet

When an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring homosexuals that they decide to become straight.

Gay person: "As much as I support equality for homosexuals, I'm so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. I'm going into the closet."

by Murder Mike December 13, 2010

Closet romantic

Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance

Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.

by Kris Y. March 31, 2008