chode 

A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length.

It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.

My boyfriend's chode looks like a can of skoal.

chode by f00lhardy March 9, 2010

chode 

(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis.

(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.

(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode!

(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).

chode by chodeville May 20, 2007

Chode 

a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

Chode by G-g-g-g rizzle June 10, 2009

chode 

When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.

Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...

hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"

boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."

hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."

*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*

chode by AndrogenAngel June 29, 2011

Chode 

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

Chode by bsbl4ebff January 6, 2014

chode 

a chode is when a guys dick has a larger width than the actual length of the dick!

While the girl was giving her man a blowjob her mouth could not fit around the penis because the guy hass a chode!

chode by BELLAHOE May 17, 2008

Chode 

An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

Chode by dude405 April 11, 2011