Chorley Chess

Similar to Pigeon Chess When your opponent is slow and dim-witted and loses every time, but will knock over the pieces and declare victory regardless of how badly they've lost.

i Provided Greg With an objective definition , but he just refused it as valid and said he won, and I lost, and the debate became a game of Chorley Chess

by Mistaduckets January 11, 2019

chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Game of chess

A plan or scheme, or, rarely, even life itself.

"Lets hope our game of chess succeeds, or it'll mean the Feds after us..."

by Zed Numar August 29, 2021

the chesse tax

if you take chesse out to cook or make a snack you got to feed your dog with a bit of chesse dog or cat or parrot or your animan

dont forget to put chesse on the pasta -wait i gotta pay the chesse tax

by oscat the cat lover March 25, 2023

procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.

Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.

by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020

Mental Chess

A scenario where two or more people are trying to outsmart each other. Either if it’s for a fun game or even life or death.

“The amount of Mental Chess between the protagonist and antagonist was astounding!”

by Definingsandwich October 11, 2020

Chess II

The Upcoming Sequel To Chess Which Will Come Out On Neverary 42069

Brian: Yo Brian Ya Heard Of Chess II
Brian: What? When’s That?
Brian: Neverary 42069
Brian: WTF! 🤬 HOW AND WHEN DO WE EVER PLAY THIS GAME?!
Brian: We Can Just Time Travel
Brian: Oh Yeah You’re Right!

by TMIpixel April 28, 2022