chav

low class shits who have nothing better to do than start crap with people who arent like themselves and steal stuff they cant afford.
the number of gold chains they have around their neck sums up to be more then their IQ.
they also have their own lingo that nobody can actually understand.

other people that are like chavs are townies

by chelsie34 August 6, 2007

chav

A lower order of the ape family, living in colonies of anywhere above 2. Can be seen at dusk moving towards a McDonalds or similar. Often spotted marking territory on playgrounds or confronting members of the public in search of the resources to create fire. Favourite pastimes include:
-Using a mobile to record anything more illegal than kicking a lamp post
-Searching for "beef"
-Claiming that a member of the public "called their mum"
-Claiming that a member of the public "looked at them"
-Applying a burberry pattern wherever possible
-Smoking anything intoxicating, up to and including anthorax
-Drinking anything intoxicating, up to and including petrol
-Inhaling anything intoxicating, up to and including napalm
-Impregnating the female of the species - the chavette, who are only suitable for fertilising up to the age of 16

Primate ----> Homo Chavien ----> Homo Sapien

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

chav

Child, derived from the Gipsy/Polari word for children: chavies

We've got to break camp sharpish, I'll strap the mare you gather the chavies into the wagon.

by Haruspex August 9, 2008

chav

Council Houses And Violence:

Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.

7 defining characteristics of a chav:

1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn

2) Illiterate

3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)

4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto

5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains

6) Listen to shit music

7) Start fights with just about anyone

also known as rudie, townie or dick head

by jimbo May 13, 2005

Chav

Complete wankshafts who think there hard and hunt in packs on emos when there on there own they shud all just drop dead!!! they also listen 2 wank music

chav1:luk lid an emo
chav2,3,4,5&6:lets get him

by emo666 July 3, 2009

Chav

Remember that dude/dudette standing on a street corner, with a bottle of Strongbow in one hand, a packet of Kingsize Lamburt and Butler in the other, weighed down with ridiculously oversized gold chains? He/She was stood there with their little Chavvy mates trying to look tough and terrorising old grandpeoples?

Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.

Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.

I walked past the rejected member of society, otherwise known as the Chav.

by BoyObsessive=] May 6, 2009

Chav

Stinked up freaks of nature that THINK there hard when they see a person with long hair or when there in group of 5 or more. they really need to start looking after there kids instead of getting battered all the time. lol at chavs

Chav: Brap Brap, wot you looking mate you bein cheeky?

Long haired man: Wot?! you Better shut that mouth before you get a slap you little tramp!

Chav: *while walking away* il get you battered mate *repeats many times*

*Chav leaves*

Long haired man:... wot a chav.

by fozzy bear May 13, 2009