low class shits who have nothing better to do than start crap with people who arent like themselves and steal stuff they cant afford.
the number of gold chains they have around their neck sums up to be more then their IQ.
they also have their own lingo that nobody can actually understand.
the number of gold chains they have around their neck sums up to be more then their IQ.
they also have their own lingo that nobody can actually understand.
by chelsie34 August 6, 2007
Get the chavmug. A lower order of the ape family, living in colonies of anywhere above 2. Can be seen at dusk moving towards a McDonalds or similar. Often spotted marking territory on playgrounds or confronting members of the public in search of the resources to create fire. Favourite pastimes include:
-Using a mobile to record anything more illegal than kicking a lamp post
-Searching for "beef"
-Claiming that a member of the public "called their mum"
-Claiming that a member of the public "looked at them"
-Applying a burberry pattern wherever possible
-Smoking anything intoxicating, up to and including anthorax
-Drinking anything intoxicating, up to and including petrol
-Inhaling anything intoxicating, up to and including napalm
-Impregnating the female of the species - the chavette, who are only suitable for fertilising up to the age of 16
-Using a mobile to record anything more illegal than kicking a lamp post
-Searching for "beef"
-Claiming that a member of the public "called their mum"
-Claiming that a member of the public "looked at them"
-Applying a burberry pattern wherever possible
-Smoking anything intoxicating, up to and including anthorax
-Drinking anything intoxicating, up to and including petrol
-Inhaling anything intoxicating, up to and including napalm
-Impregnating the female of the species - the chavette, who are only suitable for fertilising up to the age of 16
by themuseicman May 15, 2006
Get the chavmug. by Haruspex August 9, 2008
Get the chavmug. Council Houses And Violence:
Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.
7 defining characteristics of a chav:
1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn
2) Illiterate
3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)
4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto
5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains
6) Listen to shit music
7) Start fights with just about anyone
Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.
7 defining characteristics of a chav:
1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn
2) Illiterate
3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)
4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto
5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains
6) Listen to shit music
7) Start fights with just about anyone
by jimbo May 13, 2005
Get the chavmug. a person who wears burberry, smokes makes fun of people who are different from others, watches X-Factor other reality shows and adds "eh" on words such as "me", "Hippie" "baby"
In northern ireland they are known as spides
In northern ireland they are known as spides
by Chavhater_85 December 30, 2008
Get the Chavmug. Remember that dude/dudette standing on a street corner, with a bottle of Strongbow in one hand, a packet of Kingsize Lamburt and Butler in the other, weighed down with ridiculously oversized gold chains? He/She was stood there with their little Chavvy mates trying to look tough and terrorising old grandpeoples?
Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.
Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.
Rivals with Emo's, Moshers, Goths, etc.
Also, Queen of the Chavs is Kerry Katona.
by BoyObsessive=] May 6, 2009
Get the Chavmug. The chav is normally a class of people below working class, i.e classless if you like. They have no money of their own as they get all of this from the government.. how nice of them. Getting payed to do nothing, and incentive to have many many offspring - as they get even more money for this. And, free housing.
The chav father is typically 12 - 17 years of age , towards their early 20's they will have roughly 10 chilren of whom all have different mothers.
The same applies to the chav mother except she will have 10 children of different fathers! this is how they are planning to take over the world - OVERBREEDING.
All chavs have to wear "uniform" if they want to be a part of the gang, if they do not conform to this "cult like" demands of the leaders they will be extradited until they learn to do as all others do. Typically, they all wear imitation sports clothes, a favourite look is to tuck ones socks into ones trousers, possibly to intimidate passers by.
One of the favourite habits of the chav is to hang around shopping centres near argos and "maccy'dees" as they like to call it. They feel that they are very scary, often calling out swear words and insults that would not impress three yr olds. "oi spekkie" , "haha t**t you've got a tie on" . yet when confronted they usually run away, if not they just cowar!
lastly they have built their own language from base english, most words are less than 2 sylables long so as not to confuse each other. not that they would know what longer words meant anyway as most drop out of school at 11.
The same applies to the chav mother except she will have 10 children of different fathers! this is how they are planning to take over the world - OVERBREEDING.
All chavs have to wear "uniform" if they want to be a part of the gang, if they do not conform to this "cult like" demands of the leaders they will be extradited until they learn to do as all others do. Typically, they all wear imitation sports clothes, a favourite look is to tuck ones socks into ones trousers, possibly to intimidate passers by.
One of the favourite habits of the chav is to hang around shopping centres near argos and "maccy'dees" as they like to call it. They feel that they are very scary, often calling out swear words and insults that would not impress three yr olds. "oi spekkie" , "haha t**t you've got a tie on" . yet when confronted they usually run away, if not they just cowar!
lastly they have built their own language from base english, most words are less than 2 sylables long so as not to confuse each other. not that they would know what longer words meant anyway as most drop out of school at 11.
by sunshine1984 July 20, 2008
Get the chavmug.