German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.

Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.

by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011

cellphoma

A disorder resulting in the feeling of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket, but without it actually doing so.

Common among students and others whose phones are generally always on silent or vibrate.

-Hold on, I think someone's calling me... nope never mind.
-Dude, you get cellphoma too?

by BRIZETT October 27, 2008

Cell Phone Stretch

A common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception. While attempting to send a text message, a student may need to discreetly reach skyward and pretend that they need to stretch their arms in order to get that one necessary bar of reception. A cell phone stretch can last anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds and may be repeated as many times as necessary.

This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:

1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).

Guy 1: Dude is your shoulder ok? You hurt it lifting?

Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.

by classroomtexter October 8, 2009

Cell Phone Bingo

When at a crawl or otherwise in traffic, you see at least five cars in a row on their cell phone.

"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"

by Oxithemoron (the orginal) December 30, 2009

cell phone

A device which rings when you least expect it.

I was in sleeping when my cellphone started ringing.

by Samir February 16, 2005

Cellphonography

The hobby of photography using only your cellular phone.

I commented on my friend's cellphonography on their Facebook photo ablum.

by TheLastAquarius February 21, 2011

cell phone

Something that your principal confiscates so you won't be tempted to text message somebody during your science class.

Mary: *Text messages Staci*
Teacher: no cell phones in class!!
Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend.
Teacher: *confiscates it*

by Fuhreal December 27, 2007