Boochie barnacles

Boochie barnacles are barnacles you get on your boochie

“I was thinking about asking Beth out.”
“Bro didn’t you hear? She has Boochie Barnacles”

by Ballzinyojaws September 16, 2021

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Barnacle

A spot of jizz on skin that dries and becomes crusty, just like a barnacle on a boat

I blew my load all over jenny's forehead, and now she has a barnacle on there

by hickdave19 November 3, 2009

Barnacle

The barnacle is a sexual manouver where the male spurts his love juice over a woman's bare chest. The woman must let the goo dry forming the 'barnacles'.

The woman then dresses and spends the day proud in the knowledge that someone loves her enough to barnacle her.

"Why is Jill so happy?"
"Her husband gave her a barnacle this morning"
"Lucky bitch."

by Ramp-man November 5, 2009

Goose Barnacle

A Black Person,a nigger.

Man,They're are alot of Goose Barnacles in here!

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Barnacle

a reference to something that is attached to you for mutual reasons. Commonly used to replace the word penis.

Dylan has an incredibly huge barnacle and is totally awesome too!

by The Cyan Dart March 4, 2009

barnacles

Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.

Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.

Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."

Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."

by sexylady111 September 27, 2012