loose butthole

Anything that is lame, weak, or not enjoyable in any way, can be summed up with the phrase loose butthole. Seeing as most people don't enjoy a stretched crack, this term should be reserved for only the most deserving moments.

" I can't believe i wasted $10 to see Battle: Los Angeles"
" Yeah that movie was loose butthole."
" The loosest!"

by BearssFan October 2, 2011

Dusty Butthole

This is a huge ice cream sundae that is topped with melted chunky peanut butter. drizzled with chocolate syrup, and dusted with coco power. Whip cream can be used to make a creamy dusty butthole

Danm Joe you ate that dusty butthole like a pro!

Joe: i know i have a little brown on my face still .

by MS :) October 28, 2010

butthole troll

A troll placed in the butthole to prevent a young boy being molested or participating in anal intercourse.

My diarrhea was so bad last night a crapped my butthole troll.

by Goochterminator26 November 8, 2015

Whiskey butthole

Defined as when you drink to much you loss feeling in your butthole. It's like whiskey dick but for the butthole.

Last night I got really drunk and decided to try anal for the first time because I got whiskey butthole.

by Smalls1980 August 7, 2021

butthole hair

A cave in your anus which tends to be quite hairy

Butthole hair in my ass

“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”

by Marlin lover 758 January 13, 2018

Butthole plum

It's a plum that has a hole in the top just big enough to stick your finger in

Victoria gave me a butthole plum yesterday

by Banter4 life November 23, 2015

Blueberry Butthole

A drink found on only a few select menus of certain bars. It consists of Creme de Cacao, muddled blueberry and a splash of Blue Curacao to give its distinct color. Shaken, never stirred and served with a lemon wedge.

Did you see me pounding those Blueberry Buttholes last night? I was lit.

Gina loves her Blueberry Buttholes. It’s all she gets.

I love a nice Blueberry Butthole after a long day at work.

I hate when Martha starts up with the Blueberry Buttholes. You can’t talk to her.

by PoopyLord September 17, 2018