Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

buffering shots

A drinking game in which one watches a film over very slow internet and every time the movie buffers, a shot is taken, hence the name buffering shots. The last person who takes the shot must drink beer out of a bowl.

Alan: Let's put on the Wolf of Wall Street, and every time it pauses we'll do buffering shots.

Jordan: Great idea Alan.

by someoneudontknow101 February 24, 2017

Buffering

When you put your nose in a girl’s ass and inhale

I was buffering a girl last night

by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018

buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.

Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.

by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019