Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 8, 2006

turd burgler

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

by Kiser August 29, 2003

In-N-Out Burglar

One of Toby Turner's few weaknesses; along with sharp swords that can't open up video games, birds, planes, flowers, and the sun.

Toby: "I'm gonna tell the drive-thru that I just got robbed. It's gonna be a bunch of balls... She's gonna ask me how I'm doin'."
Hothothot: "Welcome to <indistinguishable> how are you doin' today?"
Toby: "Terrible."
Hothothot: "I'm sorry?"
Toby: "I got robbed. I got robbed yesterday."
Hothothot: "You got robbed?"
Toby: "Yah, they stole my Macbook Pro."
Hothothot: "Awwww, I'm sorry."
Toby: "He's called the In-N-Out Burglar, he jumped into my car at In-N-Out, everybody knows him as that."
Hothothot: "What?!"
Toby: "Yah! At In-N-Out Burger, stole my laptop..."
Hothothot: "<laughs>"
Toby: "And then he jumped out of the car and said booyah."

by SaxGLaDiator June 19, 2011

Ben Burnley

Ben Burnley is the led singer of BREAKING BENAJIM an amazing band cheek them out!!!Ben burnley is so fuckin sexy oh my goodness :p

Random person: oh my gosh who is that?
Me: thats the very sexy Ben Burnley form breaking benajim
Random person:yes he is one sexy beast

by Super S February 6, 2005

booty burglar

someone who robs the nookie from an unconcious, lifeless, sleeping partner in the middle of the nite.

The booty burglar broke in again last nite!

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

BURR

A word used by Gucci Mane to describe how much jewelry he has or how icy his jewelry is.

Lemonade diamond bracelet, put it in ur face (BURR)

Lemonhead diamond earrings I wore yesterday (BURR)

by Barbadian January 30, 2010

turd burglar

When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!

by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004