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Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010
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Shite Bullocks

A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.
1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!

2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!
by FishWadge May 1, 2009
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bullwocky

Basically the same meaning as Bull-Shit, but far more socially acceptable, and it's kind of funny sounding. Comes from the dynamic and complicated, vowel defficient, language that is known as NARTHERN.
"Yee, I did a hef-arse job o tha vehucle in aboot a hef an arr."
"BULLWOCKY, tha wauint a hef-arse job, that was bayd, cher ass over here and I'll learn ye ow te do er righ."
by Terry Pascoe December 3, 2007
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Bollockisation

Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".
"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"
by Alex C W January 17, 2008
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Bollock-conscious

Men in clothing that unashamedly displays the male equivalent of camel's toe; an unnecessary display of the outline of genetalia. Far too much information for a civilised audience.
In commenting upon a picture of 70s band Bay City Rollers: "I only remember them in tartan. In that pic they appear somewhat bollock-conscious. Not pleasing...."
by Controlled Magic November 23, 2017
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Bollock Butchery

This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.
Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.

Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.

Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
by Stoney69 August 1, 2019
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Bollocks

A phrase that can mean basically anything. Commonly used to describe a time where all hell breaks loose. Is also used to describe the action of poop.
“What the bollocks? Who stole my carkison?”
I gotta go drop the bollocks off at the pool, I just ate Taco Bell and can feel it comin.”
by Bollocks&Arsimus April 14, 2022
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