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Bugger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled bugger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Bugger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Bugger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

bugger pick nose snot pick nose
by Gizzard Ripper January 25, 2011
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Daft Bugger

British slang for a stupid person.

Often times pronounced as deft begger.
Lad 1: I think I'll get 5 plums instead of 1.
Lad 2: Oi! That's too many plums ye daft bugger!
by WaysideWorks August 31, 2018
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old bugger

An old man called Brian who has a slight bald patch on top of his already balding head that is roughly 30-35 years older than Jesus if he was still alive today.
How old is Brian again?? He's an old bugger.
by rlztn32 March 30, 2017
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Kilt Bugger

Refers to a grumpy fellow of Scottish decent, generally an American working in the technology sector, who buggers kilt wearers who have passed out from excessive whiskey consumption. Typically a Freemason who gets mild erections from watching log tossing competitions.
That guy over there might look like Kris Kringle but he is definitely a Kilt Bugger.
by Highland Gamer November 6, 2020
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Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.
“Wow, Chad, you have an incredibly crusty bugger! Does it hurt?”
by Dongleicious June 30, 2019
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Top Bugger

top bug-ger

-adjective

Splendid or magnificent: a top bugger performance by the team.

The best bum sex you've ever had.
"The Jean Tinguely exhibition at the Tate is top bugger."

OR

"That pint was top bugger."

And so on and so on.
by Jacobson Flint November 20, 2009
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Violent Bugger

Someone who gets a kick out of being violent
Thats a Violent Bugger, he likes to kick you in the ribs when you rough house.
by Madmaximillion September 7, 2009
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