Brett
The jolliest of the jolly. Likes when women tickle his devil's driveway. He enjoys competitive ventures, even when there is no competition and it deteriorates his quality of life. He's willing to loan friends $2000 and lets lovers shove organic Italian carrots up his bum. He is interested in all things medical and succeeded in college via unsavory but effective methods.
Brett by Bingbong Dingdong May 19, 2020
brett
a hoe and an idiot. has multiple “back up plans” and is a loser in general. no one knows how any one is even friends with him or likes him.
brett by Isaisdabomb June 16, 2019
Brett
Brett by Brettgayfag December 13, 2018
Brett
A person that will never have the guts to talk to the girl he likes. Has multiple back up plans and is the fakest person you’ll ever meet. he is a whale. lol
Brett by Isaisdabomb June 16, 2019
Brett
Brett is a short kid. He's often obsessed with farming & cows. He really likes to speak his mind, and shout out his opinion when really no one gives a single fuck. Brett can become a handful and brings you to the point where you want to somewhat hang yourself. He tries really hard to get the ladies... but does he succeed? No.
Brett is obsessed with politics, and needs to add in his two cents during every conversation. He might actually have brain damage, so you should keep watch of him to make sure he doesn't do something retarded.
He's annoying as hell.
Brett is obsessed with politics, and needs to add in his two cents during every conversation. He might actually have brain damage, so you should keep watch of him to make sure he doesn't do something retarded.
He's annoying as hell.
"Wow guys look it's Brett."
"Fucking hate that kid what are you talking about?"
"Looky here we have the gayest of the gay.... Brett."
"Fuck my life I have to be partners with Brett."
"Fucking hate that kid what are you talking about?"
"Looky here we have the gayest of the gay.... Brett."
"Fuck my life I have to be partners with Brett."
Brett by themysterydoggo April 27, 2019