message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.

Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

eat the board

Eat every item on the menu at McDonalds

Friend:What do you want from maccas?
Me: Lets eat the board

by Prento123 June 23, 2018

boart

adjective, describing someone who couldn't get laid if their roomate was a $2 hooker.

That engineer is defintively a boart.

by soft_eng April 22, 2006

BOARDWARU

Bent Over And Rammed Dry With A Run Up

The guys were so close to winning but ended up getting boardwaru'd hard

by Lazdog December 16, 2008

Space Boarding

Skateboarding/longboarding photos with the background image replaced with a picture of the cosmos.

The new photo you took of us longboarding is a perfect pic for space boarding.

by Golden029 March 27, 2015

Scut board

a board in which you scut on

“I love to ride on my scut board!”

by thicc boi June 8, 2018

Charcuckerie Board

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.

Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.

by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019