shit or go blind

A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.

Jake is Mike's best friend.

When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.

by Lanky75 October 20, 2006

snow blind

1) Snow blind describes a person whose cocaine habit has left them incompetent, or has left them incapable of dwelling on anything other than their next fix.

2) Snow blind could describe a snowboarding or skiing enthusiast.

3) More conventionally, a temporary visual impairment due to reflections of sunlight from fallen snow.

"Snow Blind" Friend written by Hoyt Axton and recorded by Steppenwolf

"They say he wanted heaven but praying was too slow
So he bought a one-way ticket on an airline made of snow.

He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it all on comfort for his mind.
Did you say you think he's blind?"

Snowblind (2002) A movie about the cocaine industry.
Snowblind (2006) A movie about snowboarding.

by literati April 18, 2008

blind mullet

a floating turd

I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.

by Vegas March 22, 2003

Binders full of women

Where Mitt Romney gets his women from

Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!

by Laleph October 16, 2012

Binder

A piece of clothing that beares some resemblance to a sports bra, that constricts and flattens the chest. Mostly, though not always, worn by transgender men. (Other examples include: non-binary folks, women who want a more androgynous look, and some others.)

I bought a new binder yesterday, my current one is getting very old.

I just ordered a binder, I can't wait to look more androgynous!

by Punkapollo December 10, 2018

booty blinded

to be completly controlled by a female.....
to even be willing to de-friend your close friends.

A: sup kit?
w: notta thing
A: we chillin?
w: Na son.
A: so wat up?
w: gonna be with my girl.
A: damn you's Booty blinded!

by Dracon January 14, 2006

booty blind

Booty blind is like being snow blind except there aint no snow, just a cute little piece of ass.

Man your girls playin you and you cant see it, your booty blind yo

by Niall Phillips November 8, 2008