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blueberry muffin

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014
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Canadian Blubberwhale

The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).
"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."
by The Backspacer April 26, 2010
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Blueberry sock slap

When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.
The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.
by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013
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Blueberry Muffin

You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!
by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017
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Blueberry gecko

I’ll be blueberry geckos 15
by Matte B raps May 1, 2020
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blueberry.tenya.iida.ii

the hottest iida simp/stan ive ever met. ilysm -anonymous
blueberry.tenya.iida.ii: i am so hot
by Anonymous372829 June 27, 2021
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dirty blueberry

When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.
-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.
by Koshka Eritipo June 6, 2020
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