In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
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"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."
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When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.
The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.
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Get the blueberry.tenya.iida.ii mug.When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.
-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.
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