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Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach point of ejaculation.
Last night I had too much packet and induced a serious case of Bolivian blue balls.
by Acido303 October 8, 2022
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rental blue balls

When you are just about to rent some equipment to a customer and after you have everything prepped they cancel the order leaving you hanging with no finish!!!
Tim had rental blue balls after the second customer of the day canceled there reservation.
by Tmaxx530 September 28, 2023
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blue balls

blue balls is a form of power over men for women. when a woman feels that a man is not giving her the respect she deserves, that he has a small dick or is unattractive, that she wants revenge for whatever reason or is angry at the man, she will sexually arouse the man, but not give him the satisfaction of ejaculation. after a long time, this creates intense pain in his balls, and the woman can feel the sweet, sweet joy of power that women, in our culture, seldom feel over men.
"He was being an asshole and telling me that I would be a great notch in his belt. So I gave him blue balls... that should teach him to talk to women right!"
"Yeeaaah, girl!"

"He told me that he liked me best when I didn't talk, then said, 'Let's fuck.' He was small, too; why would I want to fuck that? I gave him blue balls instead. Haha selfish bastard."
by pakmafafmr April 8, 2009
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Musical Blue Balls

After waiting weeks to go to a conert, You hear the first five notes at said concert, but then it gets called off due to injury or retardation.
Last night i went to the free alexisonfire concert, And after 12 seconds i was about to nut but then someone broke the barrier and everyone was kicked out. I feel like i have musical blue balls
by 2010 olympic spirit February 17, 2010
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Blue Balls

After a girl dick teases you and you dont come, thats where blue balls come in
My name is Jordan Trochimchuk and i have blue balls!
by bradman686 February 9, 2010
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Blue Balls

When you want some pussy but cant get any.
This story is giving me Blue Balls
by TheDrunkenFROG January 18, 2017
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Blue Balls

When Bluke gets a nom point and doesn't have the balls to nom anyone, he sits on it until the pain becomes to much and he busts his nut randomly
Wow blukes got another nom? Blue Balls is back on the menu
by Notgettingnommedthisweek March 5, 2018
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