bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 06, 2014

Binge Bladder

When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.

James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"

by iCoerce September 17, 2016

make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth July 20, 2008

Pussy Bladder

A person who has the bladder of a child or senior citizen.

Damn chris, you had one claw and we have been in the car for 5 minutes. You are cut off, you have a pussy bladder. Ol PB.

by Deanna'sman May 30, 2021

the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.

"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"

by LiamBest February 23, 2009

bladder girl

a girl who has bladder issues and needs to pee consistently

Person 1: Wow that Mischa girl pees so much!
Person 2: Yeah they call her bladder girl at her school!

by hohoho459 February 01, 2021