bitchertation 

a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to

etymology:

bitch (verb- to complain)
+
dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
=
bitchertation

Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"

After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian

bitchertation by PajamaSutra February 8, 2024

bitchilante 

A person who is mean only to those who deserve it.

Jodi took it out on Christof like a bitchilante on a mission. He was a real jerk to her, so he had it coming.

bitchilante by Ardias February 20, 2024

bitchditched 

Leaving behind your best friend. (Your bitch)

Ex. Diddy bitchditched Drake when the cops were coming

bitchditched by TheNestMan May 16, 2025

Little Bitchitis 

Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)

“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.

Little Bitchitis by AnonymousNumber9993 December 27, 2022

white-bitchitis 

A disease where a black male is obsessed with a white female that he isn't dating.

Eric: "Why does Anthony always hang out with that white girl"

Toby: "he got white-bitchitis I guess"

white-bitchitis by chad-riceman March 9, 2025

Dumb-bitchitus 

A disease where girls suffer from entitlement issues and constantly bitch and nag. Commonly found in women born in July of 2002

That girl has a serious case of dumb-bitchitus

Dumb-bitchitus by Stay toxic June 21, 2025