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Bertha

Bertha is a female Germanic name, from Old High German berhta meaning "bright one". She is very intelligent hardworking and a trustworthy friend. Everybody wants to be her.
Hey Bertha is cool.
by chickennuggets01 March 28, 2015
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birthday tool

A person who feels the need to make sure absolutely everyone knows it's THEIR birthday. These people will constantly remind everyone they make eye contact with, and count down through their facebook statuses several days in advance. Even though everyone has a birthday, they feel that theirs is somehow equivalent to a national holiday.

Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.
Birthday tool: ZOMG MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS!!!!1!!!1!
Normal Person: ...Cool.

on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.
by i.have.no.name. November 4, 2009
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birthroll

v. birthroll-ed, birthroll-ing

To intentionally mislead a person into viewing a video or animation of a live human birth. Meant to elicit disgust and possibly involuntary bodily functions on the intended victim.
When expecting a link to pornography, Roger vomited on his dick having been birthrolled.
by railbait November 12, 2009
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Birthentine's Day

A holiday celebrated when your birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th)
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."
by krizdel May 11, 2011
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birth face

The face (along with all its parts such as eyes, nose, lips and eye brows/lashes) that you came out of the coo-da-mama with...
Did you know if that is such and such "birth face"?
by @JammOnIt May 6, 2015
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birth jerky

Dried birth waste used as a delicatessen.
Hey buddy. Pass me some more of that birth jerky.
by TayWill February 10, 2019
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Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.
Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!
by Craiglang May 9, 2022
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