UC Berkeley

The best freaking university in the world. Ivy League education for state school price!

I go to UC Berkeley, therefore, I KICK ASS!

I did not get into UC Berkeley, therefore, I am a loser.

by veryunstoppable July 26, 2009

Berkeley Brew Boys

1.Group of boys from berkeley california that brew their own beer and moonshine and pride themselves in making bad decisions. But thoroughly enjoy it.

2. When shortened to 'brew' it is concidered a fail.

1. the Berkeley Brew Boys went galavanting around berkeley again last night until 4 am. Being drunk off their asses on moonshine, blasting country music and stealing golf carts.

2. Person 1: Justin broke a fan and wrote 'spank paddle' on the fan blade.

Person 2: That is so Brew.

by Big Blue Euro Van January 9, 2010

Berkes Handshake

Unwanted anal sex

Man, my girl fell asleep and I woke her up with a Berkes Handshake.

by umadbro?! October 4, 2011

berkant

The coolest and greatest motherfucker you will see in your life

Hey you! I think you are a berkant cause youre so cool and i love you so much

by berkant January 2, 2017

berkli

The best person you will ever meet , with the best smile and the cutest sister she is also very good at sports very shy

Berkli is such a fun friend.

I love her soooooo much!!!

by Kakkaak June 22, 2017

Berke Döner

He is one of the few friends that you will have fun with and it doesnt matter what the topic is. He is funny and smart, he also likes helping people and would do anything to make you happy. If you ever meet a guy like him Cherish him with all your love because he will never hate or yell at you. He may sometimes be dumb but its only small stuff and it doesnt matter thats a part of him everyone likes. He is the perfect friend you want.

Youre a nice guy you remind me of Berke Döner

by Anita kok October 13, 2021

Berk Botch

Imagine your summer plans are ruined due to the poor planning of Berk. A once-in-a-lifetime free Isreal, weeks of planning, for what? No execution? Three weeks in the making and he can't close a trip? Ladies and Gentlemen: this is a Berk Botch (Trademark Pending).

I've been so busy and trusted that he could execute this plan for us as he implied he was the one in charge, but nothing got done and we are no longer going to Israel, what a Berk Botch.

by Won't-Let-This-Happen-Again February 2, 2023