Tahiti Beating

1)Getting motorboated by a woman by her breasts , instead of by mouth

2)Repeatedly having breasts shaken in your face from side to side

Man that stripper gave me a tahiti Beating last night , My face is still sore.

by Darrel Alderman II August 5, 2010

beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.

Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.

by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008

Brenting it up

When a comical mistake is made, resulting a collapse of a relationship with another person. From the English word for bridges, Brent, in a particular area of Sussex, that often collapsed due to random outside factors.

When one were to drunkenly slip on a wet dance floor, seemingly caused from drunkenness, but really being attributed to the wet floor.

"I'm done with him, he keeps brenting it up, and I'm done being embarrised!"

by Akwafyre November 28, 2011

Lark Bunting

The Colorado State Bird, and State Sport, commonly played by shaking this majestic bird out the tree in which it is nesting, and kicking it as far as it will go.

Cow tipping is yesterdays news, let's go lark bunting tonight!

by technicolorkate July 11, 2011

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

Gender Bending

Gender Bending is when a someone has their gender swapped around. This practice is particularly used in the anime series known as Fate when people from history have their gender altered.

"I was watching Fate, it turns out King Arthur is actually a girl"
"Just wait, that's only the start of it"
"Really"
"Yes that's called gender bending"

by A local loser March 13, 2023

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010