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beegees

That creaking, groaning, almost explosive movement of the stomach or bowels either due to a tense situation or pre-diarrhea stage due to something you ate or just having a shit filled situation.
Damn those White Castle sliders and prune juice for giving me the beegees!
by SEY January 24, 2008
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beezer

Keep your beezer on, eh!
by Exquebecker October 10, 2011
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beeteedoubleyew

Over-exaggerated IM version of the classic text-friendly btw (by the way), normally used with sarcasm.
John: yeah, kinda told her you wouldn't mind doubledating with her friend tonight.
Duke: hot?
John: fat.
Duke: beeteedoubleyew, I h8 u.
by DukePerino November 25, 2007
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Beezness

It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.

Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".

The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.

Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.

Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Mr. Robin - "Dude, vee got anudder beezness!"
Mrs. Darrah - "Beezness on!"
by swissdumbass May 5, 2008
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beejeebies

to be scared all of a sudden, when someone is walking up to you from behind.
Holy Beejeebies ____ (name), I didn't see you there, where did you come from?
by goddessdreamer July 25, 2011
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Beezer

someone who is unruly and has zero alcohol tolerance
Man Jim was an absolute beezer last night.
by Mothermavro February 9, 2019
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beeze

A word that can replace any other word ever invented. Beeze is commonly substiuted for words you would not want others to hear.
Want to smoke some beeze? or What the beeze?!
by Ryan Brothers July 30, 2003
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