Beejus

A very cool, person that doesn't follow the social norms.

Whoa. Look at that guy, he's running around in his underwear screaming "my dick is huugggeeeeee!" He's such a Beejus

by Beejus September 29, 2011

Vaginus Beefus

1. The meaty passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2.one who will secks you up.
3.visits forums quite often even though he hates them.

captain planet is a douchebag.

by vaginusbeefus August 2, 2004

Dick beers

When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.

Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.

by Gravy balls February 23, 2018

Beers of Boyfriends Past

A collection of beers in your refrigerator, bought specifically for your boyfriend or man you were dating, which remain in your frige long after these men are no longer in your life because they are beers you don't like and will never drink.

Asked to a guest:
Would you like something to drink, I have Beers of Boyfriends Past like Heineken, Budweiser, and a Fosters 40.

by 3mechauns November 11, 2009

beersday

1. Describes a desire or intent to drink any alcoholic beverage, usally heavy. (Not restricted to beer!)
2. An excuse or occasion to drink.
3.a Any day that you were extreamly intoxicated on alcohol.
3.b Any day you do not remember well due to ethyl alcohol.

1.a Is it beersday yet?
1.b (Someone) What day is it? (You) Beersday!
1.c I wish it was beersday.
2.a Today feels like beersday.
2.b Its beerday!
3. Of course I don't remember, it was beersday!

by Cough Syrup November 17, 2006

beeresponsible

When you acting seriously irresponsible and beer is the cause.

"Hey man, you shouldn't have driven home after all those beers you just drank"
"Oh well, whatever."
"Well that was very beeresponsible of you."

by tha white budha July 1, 2009

beerspiration

An act who's insperation is derived entirely from the unclear cognitive behavioral thought patterns associated with consuming inexpensive malt beverages.

John: "you sure have drank a lot of Steel Reserve tonight"
Paul: "Wow, I got an idea......"
John: "are you sure you are alright, you really are not thinking normal"
Paul: "So what I am gonna do is ride my kid's tricycle off the roof, and grind off the hand rail on the sidewalk, flipping an allie 360 to a perfect landing on the street."
John: "that is total beerspiration"

Result: A massive trauma

by thewisemancometh June 29, 2010