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Pedo Baiting

Pedo Baiting is what bored trolls do in their spare time for lulz. They lurk in forums, waiting for their victims. The troll pretends to be a young, naive minor, and simply waits for the pedos to turn up. They then start a chat, flirting until they get the contact information and name. Then, they post another message pretending to be the FBI, CEOP, police or some other authority figure. They continue doing this, working the victim up into a panicky frenzy, then sit back and cackle in delight at the misery they have caused.
Troll: So can I have your number?
Foolish Pedo: Sure Baby, it's 0191 5674834, you gonna send me some pictures?
Troll: The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP) has logged the IP address....
Doomed pedo: OH GOD NO.
Troll: Haha, I love pedo baiting!
by Fallingoffacliff December 26, 2011
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Beating women

It's what all the cool kids are doing nowadays
Guy 1: "Yo dude, Beating women rocks"

Guy 2: "Bro, you beat women too? Sick."
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Bazinga Brain

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
by Vespr June 30, 2022
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sail boating

the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing
Did you motorboat sarah's friend last night? Nope, just went sail boating, there where no boobs!
by Touge_Drifter September 19, 2012
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devil beating his wife

When it's pouring rain but oddly enough the sun is still shining brightly, it is said 'The Devil Is Beating His Wife'
by ~SectionEight~ November 8, 2013
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Baking brownies

To fart excessively for an extended period of time
"Hey, what's that smell?"
"I think that guy over there is baking brownies"
by CLERKINATOR January 10, 2010
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Bazinga

A catchy phrase to accompany your clever pranks.

As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
I just replaced your toothpaste with denture cream. Bazinga!
by SheldonCooper May 23, 2009
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