Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

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Barrett

A woman who actively perpetuates misogynistic beliefs and behaviors, opposing the rights and advancement of women. Such individuals often undermine efforts for gender equality and may work against policies or movements that benefit women, including actively trying to strip human rights. By doing so, they betray the legacy and sacrifices of countless women who have fought and suffered to secure rights and opportunities for all women.

"Wow, did you see Amy was protesting outside a planned parenthood?"
"Yeah, she's such a Barrett. I don't want to associate with her anymore."

by Sanathebeach July 28, 2024

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Barrett

Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.

"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"

"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"

-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"

by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021

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