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barrel racing

Barrel racing is a horse racing sport in which the rider guides the horse around a clover leaf pattern. For a left handed horse, You turn right around the 1st barrel, left around the second barrel, and left around the third barrel. For a right handed horse, you turn left around the normally second barrel, right around the normally 1st barrel and then right around the third barrel. You try to do this as fast as you possibly can.

At the more novice levels of this SPORT, the age groups are 6+under, 12+under, 13-17, adults, and 50+over.

And like most sports this can be done professionally. However, to do this as a pro, you have to be female. NO GUYZ ALOUD.
Professional barrel racing is one of the only sports that only women can participate in.
by leah June 19, 2006
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Cracker Barrel

Chain of resturaunts that is based on a country store gimmick that combines a fairly varied store that sells mostly woodwork such as chairs and a resturaunt that is known for it's southern country style. Very good.
I went to cracker barrel the other day. I bought me a rocking chair and Momma's Pancake Breakfast.
by Hobo Spider September 15, 2005
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barrel of fun

A wooden-like barrel that produces pleasurable vibrations to anyone who deposits $0.50. The vibrating element is arranged in such a way to imply that the vibration is for feet.

Proper use of the Barrel of Fun requires the rider to sit on the vibrating element.

The Barrel of Fun is especially pleasurable to those of the female sex.
Ralph: Roxanne, you seem to be enjoying that Barrel of Fun a little too much.

Roxanne: I am just getting primed for later when we get back to the Roxy room.
by Violated Centaur March 12, 2005
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Blueberry Barrel

When one wraps their penis with a sheet of sand paper and secures it in place with a condom wrapped around the shaft. While engaging in anal sex, the friction causes the condom to gradually break and exposes the sand paper to the anal rim - which quickly bleeds and causes hemroids to pop like blueberrys.
Bill was upset after Joe gave Bill's wife a blueberry barrel. Cheating whore.
by wake1080 July 21, 2009
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trash barrel

A girl who has been ridden more than the Tea Cups at Disneyland.
You slept with her?!?! She is such a trash barrel!
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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barrel of cats

When too much is going on at once.
1. Sorry, I'm going through a lot right now, my mind is a right barrel of cats.
2. The tube is so busy today; it's a right barrel of cats.
3. I like simple melodies, whereas that concert was a right barrel of cats.
by Sol Maquina December 15, 2012
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barrel bitch

A female gangster who carry’s guns, mostly known for shooting them too.
“Damn that girl is crazy, she just shot up that house!” “Cause she’s a barrel bitch”
by Taylerdesjarlais April 20, 2018
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