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Barnacle

a reference to something that is attached to you for mutual reasons. Commonly used to replace the word penis.
Dylan has an incredibly huge barnacle and is totally awesome too!
by The Cyan Dart March 4, 2009
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barnacles

Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.
Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.

Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."

Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."
by sexylady111 September 27, 2012
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Barnacle

The male version of a Stage 5 cling on. That dude that blows you up non-stop and attaches to you like a barnacle...much like a puppy.
Independent Chick 1: "Girl, that boy is thirsty, he keeps blowing me up."
Independent Chick 2: "Damn, another barnacle?!"
by Snow Bunny G February 2, 2015
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barnacle

n: a person or group of people who will support the claims/do the biddings of their 'hull' (leader) whether or not he/she is right or his/her requests are reasonable.

Often seen in card game communities or the MMORPG arena. (I.E. Magic the Gathering or W.o.W.)
Ex. 1:

Fred the Hull: Hey barnacle - go get me a soda and then give me all of your rares!

Branden the Barnacle: Sure thing, Fred! You want my card sleeves too?

Ex. 2:

Fred the Hull: Hey, Branden - I need some water essences. Want to farm them for me?

Branden the Barnacle: Sure thing!

Fred the Hull: God, I love having barnacles.
by teh0memak3r October 18, 2006
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LIL Barnacle

Stupid fucking rapper who can't rap for shit

some kid jerking off at home to spongebob and gets jumped everyday at school.
Have you heard lil Barnacles music

you mean lil trash yee found his music on garbagecloud
by gucciganger November 28, 2017
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barnacle

gray, scaly, nasty-ass psoriosis scabs
"Young Motor" Crumb has some barnacles on his ashy-ass elbows. Just playing JS; don't beat me up.
by Sampson Simpson February 11, 2004
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beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
by freedomfighters June 30, 2008
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