up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

Barb

A person who love QUEEN NICKIIIIII queen Nicki is the queen of rap if u Stan queen Nicki u are a barb BE A BARB

Amy:*listens to Nicki Minaj’s song

Sammmy: OMG are you a barb

Amy:YES QWEEEENN

by DADYCHILLDADDYCHILLDADDYCHILL February 9, 2021

barb fisher

A skinny fish stick like creature

You must be a barb fisher

by Madmax1217 November 18, 2017

Barb

A Person who listens to our lord and savior herself Queen Nicki Minaj!🤩 Also known as a Nicki Minaj Stan.

“Are you a Barb?”
“Obviously! I love Nicki”

by Aerooooo January 5, 2022

Barb

An annoying ass group of people who love nicki Minaj and think Yass Queen is a valid phrase.

(One of the worst fanbases on This earth)

Person 1: “We are Barb Queens!”
Person 2: “Yasssss”

by libbahoe June 9, 2020