up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

Barb Cocopalm

Barb is a lovely Person. She will always listen to you. She loves personality tests and if she starts to like something, she tries to find out everything about it. Her birthday is the 7th of February. She is an amazing writer, but she doesn't believe enough in herself and her writings. She's very honest with you and I think that's one of her best characteristics. She's very short but that doesn't mean she isn't dangerous. Barb deserves every bit of happiness you can give her. She is a strong person with very much emotions. She is one of the most beautiful and important people I ever "met" and I hope one day she sees how unique she is.

A: I don't know what to do
B: Call Barb Cocopalm- she is so fun and everyone likes her

by eefus maximus February 6, 2020

Barbing out

When you don’t know when to stop talking and continue to make a situation more awkward/uncomfortable for yourself and all parties involved by rambling and having no filter

The guy was trying to ask her out on a date and she proceeded to “Barb out” until he walked away.

Someone go rescue her from that conversation. She’s “Barbing out” right now.

by Bglidden September 18, 2022

Barb

Barb is a protagonist of a hoss or Fudd. Her existence serves in any plane of relationship from living, divorced, or dead to advance the hoss/Fudd storyline given to mock the hoss/Fudd being made fun of. She will enable hawg cranking, hates liberholes, despises grass clibbins that may force her hoss/Fudd to haddalyerdown.

Barb gonna be pissed at the liberhole neighbor blowing clibbins

by Barb was 30 January 14, 2024

Barb Time

An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.

Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”

by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019