bandwidth anxiety

That bad feeling you get when you lose your smart phone, your internet connection, or wi-fi access.

I lost my phone for six days and I experienced bandwidth anxiety more and more every day.

by JemeySoldier October 1, 2012

Bandwich

The delicious combination of a bagel and a sandwich.
Used primarily in lunches where only limited tupperware is available. Also used to make interesting combinations of cream cheese, jelly and peanut butter.

Cubby enjoyed a bandwich at lunch arguing that cream cheese and PB&J totally worked together.

by Ybbuc Noodas December 1, 2011

retard sandwitch

A sandwitch made by a retard or you blaming something dumb on the sandwitch you ate.

I've been a klutz. Did I eat a retard sandwitch today?

or

Fuck this retard sandwitch they left off the meats.

by LiQuiD FeAR January 14, 2009

avacado sandwitch

when you take the balls and put them between bread and eat them

Bill Moy just gave me an AVACADO SANDWITCH AND IT FELT SO GOOD

by BillMoy July 7, 2016

Banana Sandwitch

–adjective or verb
A phrase describing the state or the action of an individual or an object acting up, going bonkers or freaking out.

Synonyms:
Bonkers, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo, haywire

1: "One minute my computer was working perfectly and the next minute it went banana sandwitch"

2:"They told me they lost the paperwork."
"Did you get mad?"
"I went absolutely banana sandwitch!"

by Benjamin Brahma May 29, 2009

Arby's Sandwitch

The act of coverings a girl's pussy with barbecue sauce and then proceeding to eat her out.

Girl:"You Hungy?"
Guy:"Yea how bout an Arby's sandwitch?"

by fafafafresch November 3, 2009

cochroach sandwitch

A sub or spucky that is expired/overdue and can mostly be found at your local gas station or rat/cochroach infested spucky joint, can also be said as cock-a-roach sandwitch/spucky/subby/hogie (See example 2)

Bobby: Hey wanna go get a couple of spucks down at the gas station

Kevin: Nah mullen went there last week and told me they dont got nothing but cochroach sandwitches

**

Edith: Do you young boys want a few spuckys

Robinson: Fuck the lady yo, she got a buncha cock-a-roach sandwitches at her place.

by Bobby Mullen February 22, 2008