Baldini

The act of being givin a hand job underneath a table at lunch.
Origin: St. Johns
Originater:Brian Baldini

Dude i so got a Baldini today at lunch.
Dude did you hear about how that teacher gave john a Baldini....o thts so gross shes so ugly

by matt prince February 7, 2008

Badine

A universal word to take place of any word

Can you hand me that badine . i thinks john hit the badine way to hard .

by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

badinkadink

since badunkadunk is a big booty, badinkadink is a small booty.

Damn, that girl's badinkadink ain't no comparison to my girl's badunkadunk!

by babygurl69 June 10, 2006

Insta baddie

A super cool person who basically famous on Instagram and is basically a bad bitch. An insta baddie rarely smiles because they are that cool. Their posts consist of mainly selfies or mirror selfies with cool sunglasses or with a drink consisting of a straw in their mouth

That girl is such an insta baddie!
Your post from yesterday is so insta baddie.

by instabaddie June 22, 2018

baldilocks

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005

baldip

1. another name for a lampost
2. a tall and lanky figure
3. a fireman

1. look at the baldip its very dim!
2. that must be the tallest baldip ever!
3. lol that baldip saved that cats life!

by Downtown Wtf January 14, 2008

Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.

Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim

by Roo#1 December 30, 2008