Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it
Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.
by Soggy stu February 14, 2023
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Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.
I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.
by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019
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cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart
Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy
by Dangerous golf ball June 10, 2021
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Baldi Mods

baldi mods are basically modifications of the hit game baldi's basics by mystman12, some of them are baldi related with some changes, some are horror mods, and a good percentage of them are reskins.
im gonna play some baldi mods on gamebanana because thats cool
by KirbyPlayerDictionary July 06, 2022
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Baldy Snotter

Aye he’s such a Baldy snotter right. Aye man
by Slap head Steve August 28, 2021
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Baldy Boys

Me: look at that guy over there
Friend: What is wrong with him?
Me: Baldy Boys!!!!!!
by Jonah the chef March 10, 2018
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Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard
Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”
by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022
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