check your balance

Your mouth writing a check your a$$ can't cash.

Before Waka Flaka got into a fight in the club someone should've told him to "Check Your Balance"

by Truportaroc November 1, 2010

balance beam

Boys that claim they're bisexual/homosexual but seem really straight and are balancing in between homosexual and bisexual.

"Oh my gosh justin just texted me?" - gay friend

"Wait I thought he was straight" - straight friend

"Well he asked if I was a top or a bottom and keeps flirting" - gay friend

"I guess he's a balance beam" - straight friend

by Britany J-swag July 3, 2014

new balances

gay ass shoes that all the 7th graders at lovett wear

guy 1: why is everyone wearing new balances
guy 2: all these lil poos r trynna be cool

by KeVIn GgggGGG May 13, 2018

Fuck Balance

Acheiving Ultimasm( Ultimate Orgasm)is only possible when Fuck Balance is present. Basically fuck balance is riding the vibes between each other in exactly the right way, creating harmony between the ying(lover1) and the yang(lover2) Fuck Balance is not the only way to acheive an orgasm, but once youve had an Ultimasm, you will never settle for anything less.

Fuck balance is the key to acheiving levels upon which the sexual releases you will swear came from the Heavens especially for your dick in that exact moment sort of as a way to say "Good Fuck, You get an A+! Now thats what we meant when we said pro-create!" After acheiving Fuck balance, sex without the balance seems like a sick joke.

by Verdinovica Icis November 5, 2010

outstanding balance

An extreme example of ambiguity

If something is balanced assuming it is even and in harmony it should not even be outstanding balance though perhaps outstandingly even

by Hercolena Oliver April 20, 2009

Soul Balance

When a ginger (who as we all know, has no soul) seeks out a black person (who have a lot of soul) to find a balance. (Or vice versa)

My ginger friend only dates black guys to balance her soul = soul balance

by Jemma6 June 2, 2010

Get the Balance Right

There's more besides joyrides
Little house in the countryside
Understand, learn to demand,
Compromise, sometimes lie

Get the Balance right, get the balance right

Be responsible, respectable,
Stable but gullible
Concerned and caring, help the helpless
But always remain ultimately selfish

Get the balance right, get the balance right

You think you've got a hold of it all
You haven't got a hold at all
When you reach the top, get ready to drop
Prepare yourself for the fall, you're gonna fall
It's almost predictable

Don't take this way, don't take that way
Straight down the middle until next Thursday
Push to the left, back to the right
Twist and turn 'til you've got it right

Get the balance right

by Death Menace February 7, 2023