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backwashed

A man who is known for fisting his own butt hole while wearing sharp, intricate hand jewelry such as rings and bracelets which in time scrape the insides of the colon and cause rectal bleeding. The jewelry is then put in food to surprise one's partner as a gift.
WOW that guy is a backwashed! He put that jewelry in some hamburger helper and proposed with that shit. Shit was so cash.
by brantleyboy September 3, 2009
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Backflash

A skid-mark or stain on the gusset of underwear, either as a result of not wiping properly or an ill timed fart.
There's a nasty backflash in your boxers John, I think they may need a boil wash !
by Lonefox GD May 18, 2016
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Blacklash

A phenomenon observed when a member of the black community oppresses another race for doing or saying anything considered to be only for the black community.
Did you see the blacklash the woman got for singing the N word after she was invited on stage to sing a song containing the N word by Kendrick Lamar who wrote the song
by Shaddz June 9, 2018
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backslasher

Another name for a Windows/NT/DOS dork. Can usually be seen in the wild wearing a polo shirt and slacks while carrying the latest Microsoft release packs.
"Dude check out that backslasher of there - I bet he's going to try and install Excel on my desktop computer. Too bad he doesn't know I just switched over to Linux"
by johnnywad September 24, 2007
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backsplasher

When you poop and the turd creates so much force when it hits the toilet water that some toilet water splashes up your back
HOT!!! i just got a backsplasher and now it looks like i took a shower
by !?!?!?!?! February 18, 2010
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backsplash

When you are pooping and a large piece of poo splashes toilet bowl water back into your asscrack.
"Dude, I had to take a major dump and I totally forgot about controlling my backsplash! All the toilet water wetted my ass!"
by kentman March 1, 2015
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douche backwash

someone who is the way annoying than your average "joe douchenozzle" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the backwash of the douche is the run off of what actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone douche backwash is way worse!
Hey, that guy on craigslist with stupid blinder shades flashing 20's and talking trash trying to pickup chicks is nothing more than douche backwash!

Even people all over the net are calling him douche backwash.
by BJBob May 23, 2008
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