dog in the bathtub 

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

Huff stuffed his dogs in choads bathtub

dog in the bathtub by maD iLL soN May 20, 2003

dog in the bathtub 

Trying to put your penis and balls into a woman's vagina. Trying to keep them in is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

That bitch was so loose, I had to put the dog in the bathtub.

dog in the bathtub by Ryan the Man May 21, 2006

In the bathtub 

To be dead (in reference to the Fullhouse episode 'A Fish Called Martin' when Martin dies when Michelle puts him in a bubble bath)

Person #1: Wheres your grandma?
Person #2: In the bathtub
Person #1: Im so sorry :(

In the bathtub by majestic!dino March 18, 2008

rusty bathtub 

An asshole with a dried ring of poop all around it giving it the look of a rusted bathtub.

Guy 1: Did you try anal with her last night?
Guy 2: Nah man, she had a major rusty bathtub!

rusty bathtub by SkrappyParks July 9, 2011

Dog in a Bathtub 

The FULL insertion of one or more testicles into a woman's butthole...the term was coined based of its level of difficulty in both pain and practicality, i.e. getting a dog in a bathtub. Norf

"I had some serious nerve damage after that "Dog in a Bathtub!" - Norf

Dog in a Bathtub by Thomas Funk, Jeffinsteiner Platz June 24, 2008

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues 

In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.

I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019

crocheted bathtub 

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

crocheted bathtub by Abby_c July 7, 2017