What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011
Get the And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or moremug. by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016
Get the the white burstmug. A sex slave.
by Richard Melvin April 23, 2018
Get the burst-sanmug. To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.
Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!
by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019
Get the Burst a testiclemug. A compliment of a persons butt.
The phrase “her ass is so firm, you could crack an egg on it”, “burst a chicken” is a far for exaggerated version of “crack an egg”
The phrase “her ass is so firm, you could crack an egg on it”, “burst a chicken” is a far for exaggerated version of “crack an egg”
by CelebrantDan June 13, 2023
Get the Burst a chickenmug. when someone is "fit to burst" that means that person is filled with a strong emotion or excitement ready to explode... just like you when you're about to see your gf/bf.
by coolglasses January 2, 2018
Get the fit to burstmug. When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
by Dbro555 February 21, 2012
Get the gorilla burstmug.