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to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.
R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Budget hole

A discriminatory term used by a miserable, perpetual mumbler.
He told me half way here about Uver, I just got it shoved up my budget hole
by Yomamamsoc June 26, 2021
mugGet the Budget holemug.

Budget White

Half white, half Mexican. Like mixing hot sauce and milk.
by @TheRealJamesSmith March 26, 2022
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Budget Inn

The local run down motel that a promiscuous man with a strict budget takes a woman he wishes to have sexual intercourse with at a really affordable rate for the night. These motels are usually rated one star and are owned and operated by Indians.
My younger brother just turned 18 today and I booked a reservation at the Budget Inn with a local lot lizard.
by Dr.D Fraud May 15, 2019
mugGet the Budget Innmug.

Baseline Budgeting

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.
John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.
by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011
mugGet the Baseline Budgetingmug.

Budget Ibising

To holiday as cheaply as possible using the Budget Ibis hotel chain
Those 2 tightarse girls are budget Ibising again!!
by CaptainJames1 June 12, 2016
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Budget Nudes

"Budget Nudes" are photos that are sent in response to the common phrase "send nudes" that have little to no effort put into it. The lighting is horrible, the angle is boring, and the person clearly isn't into it.
"He TOTALLY half assed those nudes I asked for" said Wilson to Joe.

"Kief sent a full body pic that just said 'I haven't shaved my nads yet, look'. Totally Budget Nudes."
by Ehhhmazing January 20, 2017
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