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proven breeder 

A sarcastic insult that implies someone is either deformed or absolutely fugly.
Background: one day i was surfing through the internet looking at breeder snakes and there was a one-eyed one that had 'proven breeder' next to its name, thus i coined the insult 'proven breeder'.
"Wow Sean is a fucking proven breder. what a tool shed!"
or
" Wow your mom is a proven breeder, look at you!"
proven breeder by Greg and Cory November 6, 2004
a person of the oppisote sex that is worthy of breeding (not necessarily with the actual making of the babies)
now THAT is a breeder
breeder by div February 6, 2004
An insult to a person who is straight.
My friend likes to talk to me about his girlfriend. What a breeder!
Breeder by Not your daddy May 28, 2018

breeder binoculers 

a gay person who checks out straightfolk.
When your gayday doesnt work
tony has his breeder binoculars on tonight.
A Breeder is someone (Male or Female) you would have children with for the sole purpose of creating professional and olympic athletes. A breeder does not depend on looks. For example any woman over 6 foot is automatically a breeder and any man over 6'5" (regardless of looks). Hot people are not breeders; breeders are a separate class made to define the best people for creating strong athletes.
DAMNNN, check out that breeder!
Shes pretty cute,,,,nahhh shes a breeder.
Check out those thighs,,,definitely a breeder!
You squat 400!?.........Breeder
Did you see how high she can jump......breeder
Breeder by theycallmeF January 3, 2014

breeder-porn 

Porn dedicated to simulations of making chillens.
V and were watching breeder-porn, and got so horny we got biblical right then and there, with no protection.