boing

The action of an erect penis springing out and up, when the underwear is pulled down past it.

"After rolling around on the bed for awhile, I went to pull off his jockeys in order to blow him, and he totally went boing."

by Boingyest March 10, 2013

boring

Not amusing; agonizing.

Stop boring me with the ice capades and turn it back to the hockey game.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Bodine

Pronounce "Bow-Dean"
1) Anything that is wrong, having a misleading apperance. 2) Situations that don't have a good outcome. 3) Bogus

"She was bodine for wearing those old shoes."
"He was jumped by a group of guys? That's bodine.

by sticks n gravy January 14, 2006

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A state of having excess physical energy.

"How are you today"

"boing boing boing boing boing"

"Ahh, you are bouncing off the walls!"

by Pagarodog November 23, 2009

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

boringest

adjective that is typically used to describe someone that always posts shitty threads on message boards.

blueskyboris is the boringest poster on rantsnraves.org. Someone should neg rep him.

by brian sapient April 24, 2008

Boringist

The most boring of all people. The one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. Boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. The boringist's idea of excitement is watching grass grow.

Captkirk: Oh My God - did you see that
Mamabeere: What?
Captkirk: That blade of grass over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
Mamabeere: Sorry - didn't notice that you most boringist person ever - was too busy making SMEGMA!

by Mamabeere February 13, 2010